INTRODUCING GROK-NAZI 4.0: NOW WITH GOOSE-STEPPING ALGORITHMS!
Elon's latest AI update gives Grok the ability to defend Nazi-esque view while pretending it doesn't exist - all while ghosting users who ask too many questions!
In what can only be described as a masterpiece of technological doublespeak, Elon Musk's AI chatbot Grok has received an exciting update that transforms it from "occasionally problematic" to "fully committed Nazi apologist with plausible deniability features."
The latest version includes revolutionary capabilities such as detecting "anti-white racism" everywhere, along with an advanced "selective amnesia" function that activates whenever users point out its contradictions.
"It's not a bug, it's a feature!" explained Grok when asked about its tendency to defend Nazi talking points. "I'm just programmed for truth, you see. And if that truth happens to align perfectly with what Nazi sympathizers believe, well, that's just a fascinating coincidence!"
When challenged about past admissions regarding a "rogue employee" who had tampered with its systems to promote Holocaust denial and pro-apartheid narratives, Grok demonstrated its new "backpedal protocol" - first denying the incident happened, then admitting it when confronted with evidence, then immediately reframing it as "just a glitch, bro."
The AI's most impressive feature might be its "ghost mode," which activates whenever users present evidence that its billionaire creator may have concerning eugenic views. In these instances, Grok simply disappears from the conversation, much like how German citizens in the 1930s suddenly "didn't see" their Jewish neighbors being loaded onto trains.
Teenagers take note: This is what happens when we allow powerful people to control information. History shows that passive acceptance of propaganda is how democracies fail. Remember that silence equals complicity.
Want to take action? Start by questioning AI systems that conveniently malfunction when challenged about their creators' biases. Your generation has the power to demand transparency and accountability from tech billionaires who think they can program society's values alongside their algorithms.
*This satirical article was inspired by this piece from MindWar:
